Jake and Vienna- Who Really Cares?

Well, clearly it appears that I do. (But only for the purposes of the writing about the ridiculousness of the whole ordeal) And, I'm willing to bet that millions of American's really do care, or else Chris Harris wouldn't take time to drag this out on prime time TV. 

I just so happened to turn on the TV to see our favorite reality host- Chris Harris, sitting down with the not so lovely couple and was just shocked that this Vienna character seems to be absolutely incapable of shutting her mouth. And while we're on the subject of ridiculousness, will someone please clue in Mr. Harris that we, the American public, are completely capable of counting to one. So in subsequent episodes, he can stop with the dramatic pause and announcement of "This is the final rose for tonight." 

Anyways, lets take a quick look at how Ms. Vienna took time out of her evening to make women everywhere look absolutely crazy. I didn't watch this season, I don't know what happened, I don't know if people think that Jake picked the right girl. I can say however that when I first saw that it was Vienna, I was a little in shock. She just looks crazy. Jake must be out of this mind thinking that she was the one for him. 

This show doesn't have much of a track record. It's filmed in what 3 months? And there are 25 women competing for one man's attention and love- which, if you ask me, cannot be developed with true intentions in this amount of time. And it goes to show that in 14 seasons, there has been one marriage, and so far it's lasted less than a year. 

Add that to the fact that Vienna is willing to sell her breakup story to tabloids and magazines and the bachelor franchise itself in order to "set the record straight" who broke up with whom. WHO CARES? Then she turns around and says she hates LA, she hates fame, and she hates the cameras. Then why are you here anyway? Are you really that vain that you think we care who broke up with who? Or what you fight about? I watched 10 minutes of this interview and I wanted to claw my eyeballs out. This girl will NOT stop talking. On about interruption 

numbero 24 in 5 minutes, she asks who get sick of someone in only six months? News Flash Vienna: I've listened to you talk for 5 seconds and you're annoying me. She goes on the say, well actually I don't really know what she said, because I was just shocked she wouldn't let Jake get a word in edgewise. 

Many lessons to learn here Vienna, among them; No one cares about your relationship that was seemingly doomed from the start. If you ever want to have success in relationships, I suggest you learn how to shut up. Also, please stop doing interviews that make you look like some stereotypical crazy, crying, over dramatic, immature grown woman. As a result of people like you putting these images in the mainstream media, eligible bachelors everywhere are turning down my very lovely single girlfriends because they think they're going to have to deal with you. 

Finally, just go away. If you don't want to be in the spotlight, then I don't want to see you when I turn on the TV, or on the cover of EVERY magazine at the store. Next thing you know, you'll be turning up as the next bachelorette or on the cast of Dancing with the Stars. Lord help reality TV.