Actual conversation taking place in my office:
New Guy 1: Yeah, I'm taking next week off to go get married, bite the bullet, I guess
Intern: Yeah, its about time, I guess.
New Guy 1: Yeah, I mean we've been together about three years, we've both left and come back and pushed every button we have and thoroughly pissed each other off, so I guess this is next.
Intern: Well I guess, yeah, good luck with that man.
**New Guy walks to my office**
New Guy 1: I'm taking off for the weekend, gonna hit the bottle and tomorrow go fishing and perhaps to the casino.
Me: Wow, its uh, 2:30 have fun though. Don't loose it all at the casino.
New Guy 1: Can't afford to lose more than $25, won't be able to get married next week.
**New Guy on phone with To be wife**
Well I though you'd like if i asked you about your day, i mean we are getting married arent we?
Thank you sir for giving me so much insight to how your mind works. Good thing the per plate cost to your reception is $7.00 because it doesnt really sound like you're into this marriage thing anyway. I'm so glad that this is not my life. :)
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